Does Clemson deserve a Poem

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by RamahRising, Jan 4, 2020.

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Does Clemson deserve a Ramah poem to be spread back to their forums?

Poll closed Jan 13, 2020.
  1. A) Do the poem but keep it here in TF

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  2. B) Do the poem and sock it to them on their forums

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. C) Don’t do any more poems we’re sick of them

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  4. D) Don’t do any more poems as it will rile the players up

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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  2. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

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    I keep thinking about the strategy LSU could use on the 13th. I think back to the national championship in 2011. I believe Alabama went out of character and started passing early and often. What if LSU just starts running the ball provided there is success at first. Hurry up and run mostly and then mix in a pass? Is it too much out of character for this team? Could mess with their rhythm early? I just wonder if we run the ball, eat up the clock and keep Clemson's offense on the sideline. It sure would wear down the Clemson defense for passing later in the game.
     
  3. el005639

    el005639 Founding Member

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    I remember thinking during that game that the gumps were doing exactly what I thought lsu should, which was throw to the tightends.
    We should come out just like we have all year attacking furiously. They either can hang with or cant. I suspect that this game will be 38 to 33 LSU.
     
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  4. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I think if you try to fix what isn't broken it is a recipe for disaster!

    Bring it straight to their ass the same way you've done it all year. Trying to change shit up now will screw up everything!
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    We is what we is. If that ain't good enough fuck it. ellie talks about what Elmer Fudd shoulda done. Lucky him. He forgot who our QB was.
     
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  6. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I can't believe any of you fed into this
     
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  8. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    The Ramah Clemson Trilogy ...
    PART 1 ... Know Thy Enemy


    Ode to Dababoon Swinney
    By Ramah

    Copycat Tiger in Clemson Orange Bling
    Think you know football and everything
    Talking SEC Arrogant and Walking Tall
    Looking down at LSU Tigers one and all

    You’re coming to our swamps so Beware
    Two Death Valleys here a Clemson snare
    Bring an A game Baboon it won’t Matter
    We’re not an old LSU run by Mad Hatter

    We know you Baboon, dirty Gump Bitch
    Gene Stallings butt boy diggin that ditch
    Gene got run off but da Gumps kept you
    To run an NCAA sanctioned Dubose Zoo

    Got yo ass run off in Two Thousand One
    The Filthiest FB Program under the Sun
    Bama Boosters gave you a real estate job
    You learned real quick how to lie and rob

    It didn’t last long in Two Thousand Two
    Tommy Bowden Bama Crony called you
    Dababoon come n’ run my Clemson Zoo
    We need to win there’s no cheater like u

    Crooked and cheating from the very start
    Six years under Bowden playin’ your part
    Then Bowden got run off n that made you
    Head Cheat running a Clemson Tiger Zoo

    Now your history’s long and it’s quite bold
    Two Natty titles brought to Clemson’s fold
    You think you can cheat since no one's told
    Buying recruits doesn’t buy a heart of Gold

    Ed Orgeron got somethin’ to tear you apart
    Send your ass reeling with a lightning start
    The Football Gods sent Ed a Kid name Joe
    To stick it in your Ass your Newest Big Toe

    Your whining and Pressers absolutely clear
    They’re masking yo truest and deepest Fear
    You’ll face the best football team in History
    And lose big like the rest in the badass SEC

    That’s not true justice for cheaters like you
    Myles Brennan’ll beat you in Game 1 and 2
    And just to add more insults to your injury
    Home n Home games comin’ you can’t flee

    See you in 2025 and 2026 Bitch ...
    You can run but you cannot hide ...
    We just getting Started ...
    Clemson Tigers What F-U
     
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  9. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    That can be Part 3 of the Trilogy
     
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  10. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

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    Is this going to be like a Star Wars series? You have almost enough time until the real game.
     
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