Do you press down on your hamburger patty with spatula while cooking?

It's your lie, you tell it like you want

 

Don't hate cause you never could teach Soonerbabe to boil an egg.

 

Worst thread ever.

 

Did you spank her with it to teach her a lesson?

 

Watch me make @lsutiga head explode.

You have a pasta fork right goof ball? Do you know what that hole in the middle is for?

*hint; it's not your pecker*

 

He might need another hint.

 

He won't get it without one or Google