Zeke again. Just overheard IM4 and the misses on the phone. He's still at work, something about an idiot engineer, whatever. I've only tallied 8 LSU "smacks" in 22 hours now. It is now T-2 hours 'till the Max Factor eye liner will be the object of testing on Zeke's old one eye, if you get the drift. IM4 says you are great fans... Please save me from the facial foundation factory. Only 2 more "smacks" directed at the Lamecocks and I will be forever in your debt. I know how I can get this going! IM4 said after Saturday night, the whole country will know why the LSU fans are known as "Been Gals." Please, please.
It's over. 8 LSU "smacks" about USC in 24 hours. Zeke is off to the testing lab. I have a list of everyone who didn't save him. It is out of my hands. Poor old Zeke...