HOW DO YOU? How do you Stop a South Carolina Gamecock From Masterbating? YOU Paint his Gamecock PURPLE AND GOLD AND HE WILL NEVER BEAT IT AGAIN. CAN YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT BIRDA COOKIN
In the spirit of this thread: Q : How do you get an LSU Grad off your front porch? A : Give him the $7.50 for the Pizza. GO COCKS!!!!
Re: Whale..... Q: Why was the LSU Grad on the roof? A : Someone told him drinks were on the house. GO COCKS!!!!
This LSU Football player kept dropping all his passes. So he went to get a VooDoo Cure to chase the no catching bad spirit that lived inside of him away. The exorcism was quick and painless but when the Shaman asked for payment, the price was way more than the LSU Football Player could afford. Unable to pay for the exorcism the LSU player was... repossessed.
Whadda ya call an LSU fan who cant keep up with his graham crackers, marshmellows, and Hershey bars? A S'more Loser... (Insert groan here)
We do chicken right! Well, I didn't go ape over Zeke, so don't expect me to cry fowl over the lame attempts at smack (I think the chickens are smacking their lips - go ahead, try to picture it). That bird just won't fly! Big chicken BBQ at Nick's house Saturday, all Tiger Fans invited. Geaux Tigers!!
Good Smack Bet you guys wish you were as good at football as you are at telling JOKES. See you SAT. CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL THAT BIRDA COOKIN
