A few years ago I was driving on the Beltway near Langley when I saw a sign that said CIA Headquarters. I was curious so on a whim I pulled off the interstate and into the entrance. I couldn't see the building from the parking lot for all the trees and the barricade manned by armed guards. I quickly turned around and left. I wonder if that caused them to start a dossier on me or just add to the one they already had.
I think I've been investigated twice,.. once when my cousin was being vetted for White House intern,.. her mom said the FBI interviewed every house on their street, I suppose they checked out her family too. The other, I'm just guessing,.. my sister was in NYC, sent me a postcard of the Twin Trade Towers, four days before the bombing,.. I didn't receive it until about three months later, it had a weird code printed on it, maybe just a postal code, I dunno
Back in the day, I had many Background Investigations and several Special Background Investigations. Also had a lie detector test administered at CIA Headquarters at Langley. Pretty low bar to pass!
I once had the tooth fairy wake me up and ask me if that was my tooth. I found out later he works for the CIA And later that night I found coal in my stocking from Santa because he knew I had lied to the tooth fairy. It really wasn't my tooth. It was a bad night all around.
