He's trying to take your porno away too.

Rick Santorum declares war on pornography: I will ban hardcore porn if I

except the child porn he probably watches when the wife he hasn't banged in 10 years goes to sleep.

I heard it on Fox.

I'm 30. You're a loser. Exhibit A: Crying on a message board about negative rep.

I think we may have found one of Santorum's kids.

That's really weak, Deek.