Just consider yourself lucky it's not your priest lifting your ballz. Now go say three phucking Glory Be's, followed with a highball and it'll all be okay.
Happy Cinco de Mayo you pepper bellied Cajun, and don't forget to wear green on St. Patrick's Day or I'll pinch your big azz.
See this is my thing…it has kind of evolved to a religious neutral holiday…kind of…sure there are people who still see it as a chance to celebrate the birth of Christ…but I’m pretty sure whether you believe in any god you are still going to “celebrate” in some form. Be it gathering with the family, exchanging gifts, watching the “Christmas story” marathon on TBS...or whatever one likes to do on Christmas.
