Color me impressed with how Miles handled the schedule question today...

If I were Red, I'd shoot myself with Yosemite Sam's twin pistolas if it came out that I was related to a Bammer.

 

This really speaks well to the moderators here. The big LSU message board is heavily moderated, and terrible all at the same time.

 

Based on years of psychiatric evaluation. I see Red associates himself with Yosemite Sam. Interesting. Sam has a red Mustache. Red sideburns and eyebrows. And cloaks himself in a red shirt. Red is to crimson as yellow is to our gold. I believe red has suppressed feelings for Bama. Possibly Saban, since Saban had been associated with LSU. He mentions auburn. They also have a love hate relationship with Bama. In conclusion I would say Red is bipolar. On the outside he is a vocal LSU fan able to rattle off stats, players, strengths and the weaknesses of LSU football. Deep inside he keeps those gumps close to his heart, as seen in the subconscious decision to choose Yosemite Sam. Tusk may be able to bring out reds regressed child hood love of alabama by getting him to open up more about his love of Saban and auburn. Only then can Red find inner peace. Until then I will monitor his indepth postings of LSU. But. At the first sign of gumpness he will be placed on a prescription of bourbon and qualudes. Roll Tigers! Geaux turd!

 

Maybe he has red hair. Every red haired dude I knew was nicknamed red.

 

I'd also do that if I had any response whatsoever to the question of "Why are you a bama fan?" that didn't consist of "go fuck yourself with a razor blade". I think that is the real issue here.

 

Your probably right. My oldest daughter is red headed. Her momma calls her Coti red. She doesn't know football like red though. He's slicker than a cat turd on a waxed floor. supa.

 

I kinda feel the same way that I did when I found out about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. I'm just gonna go sit by myself for a while.

 

What's interesting is that Yosemite Sam is decked in purple and Gold on the Bama board. Quite stunning really. Such an avatar would be kinda cool over here. So it would seem that red is proud of his Tiger affiliation when speaking to the Crimson audience. So I see where you are going with this love/hate thing. However, it has been my belief and hope for some time to make Bama the second most interesting team in the land of purple. No reason this cannot be done in our lifetime. Starting now, everybody is officially on the clock.