Got the perfect marketing bonanza for Preparation H The commercial uses the James Bond theme song ... cue in the president of the University, a Top Booster and a hitman in an Armani suit with a Stainless steel "smoking" case and a sniper rifle. As they look down from their suite onto the field ... The scoreboard reads FLA 23, GA 13 with 6 minutes to go. The only words you hear are "A loss here is insufferable, we were on top of College Football after thrashing LSU". "It's gonna cost us too much to buy him out now, How will you do the job"? The hitman opens the smoking case, grins and the camera flashes down ... Crystal preparation H suppository bullets ... and the caption inside the case ~F~I~N~I~S~H~ ~T~H~E~ ~D~R~I~L~L~ fade out theme from Bond with a saxophone wahhhhhh wahhhhh
Wait a minute... College Football=Money, Money, Money?????????? In other news...Big Bang Heard Throughout Universe...Seen as "Sign of Things To Come" News at 11...