As Nestor approaches the Gulf Coast Shores, MSU faithful pray for it to deliver them from the inevitable whipping coming at the hands of these LSU Tigers Don’t Kill that Poor Bulldog By Ramah Mullen cashed in after 19 to three Saw years and years mo of misery So he left ‘em all at Cowbell Town A program dying and going Down That new coach is named MoHead Try to work his dogs but they dead Layed down last week n Tennessee Whooped little puppies fo all to see Nestor is the PuppyDog latest hope Nestor don’t come they’ll get a rope To hang poor Ole MoHead in effigy For hurtin PuppyDog nation to see Joe and his Bombers hate cowbells And all them other Corndog smells Bombs will drop early in clear light Score will soar until it’s outta sight Oh PuppyDog Nation can’t you see You got no recruiting for a Victory You’re job to provide an easy week For the Champs on a winnin streak Oeaux, it’s time to put puppy down You hate doing it and wear a frown Myles Brennan time in Quarter Fo’ Last slap on Dey ass n gotta Geaux Afta Heisman Joe leaves Starkville They’ll talk about him what a thrill They’ll talk and wonder what to do To be Bulldogs Bombin’ like L~S~U
Ballad of Bo “Pimples” Nix By Ramah They play Saturday neath a cloudy sky Death Valley dreams come here to die Bo “Pimples” Nix, Freshman Sacrifice Arrogance of Venue such Poor Advice Fans rock the busses when you arrive Pimples prayin to get out of this alive Tiger punishment you will not escape Ground in that turf you have no Cape It’s all or nothin for War Damn Eagle Pimples false pride he struts so regal Takes the field and makes his huddle 100,000 scream his mind’s a muddle The Swamp was nothing close to this His knees shakin now he’s gotta piss He lets it go, the warmth such a bliss Steps to the line looks into the Abyss Fierce Tiger eyes so hungry and mean Ready to kill Gus’ Freshman machine Pimples talk your Death Valley smack Now your ass is gonna take the whack A quick Handoff to let Pimples adjust He must get comfortable Gus he must Tiger Dee gang tackle po Kam Martin No running game hope to be a startin’ Pimples passing game a 1-trick poney Always to Schwarz that is no Baloney Tigers are ready for a pass in that flat Knock poor Schwarz down on da mat Third and 8 oh what will Pimples do To beat them hungry Tigers for LSU Steps to the line n backs in shot gun Takes the snap watchin Schwarz run Tigers ready they make Schwarz pay Just gotta find somethin’ better today Three n out Auburn now back to punt Pimples passes Gus who gives a grunt The Gods gave Joe Burrow veins of ice He’s watchin Poor Pimples in sacrifice And never blink one eye or think twice Just throwin dimes to Jefferson thrice Pimples watching Joey Dimes in awe Wishing he had ice veins like his Paw An extra point just flew right through Pimples gets his hat, punishment due A third three n’ out for Poor Pimples Gus glarin n makin forehead dimples You let me down Bo sit on that bench Joey Gatewood’s gonna fix yo’ stench Joey Gatewood’s a deer in headlights Just can’t find a receiver in his sights Blitzing Tigers knockin out his lights Cord Sandberg up for braggin’ rights This gridiron tragedy goes on and on Halftimes here, Auburn hope is gone Gus try to energize Eagles so dearest But it comes off like just the queerest The second half it’s more of the same Poor Pimples punished not to blame Gus just didn’t have an offense True To hold da mighty jockstraps of LSU Gus shot his wad it’s Saturday Night His reality is Auburn’s Playoff Plight Death Valley now Rockin outta sight Crescent Moon waxing evening light 100,000 are howling LSU LSU LSU Pimples pisses his pants in the Ado SEC Dreams crash for Eagles o War Forty plus to thirteen the final score Meanwhile ... Saban hiding in a Stadium Spy Room Watchin Tigers Roll and feelin gloom Wondering how he’s gonna stop Joe And how his AFLAC contract will go Joe’ll kick Tide ass worse than Trevor No matter the game plan or endeavor Cuz Lewis n Jennings are not enough To bust up any of Joe Burrow’s Stuff Kickoff time Arkansas the Creme Pie Yummy cupcakes get a Dwarf so high Dat he feels like he can touch the Sky But not tonight, Poor Dwarf just sigh Cuz another week off won’t stop Joe LSU pillage in a T-Town horror show Little Nicky knows how it’s gonna go Nothin’ can help not even Bear dough Even with SEC officials in his pocket Saban knows he’ll watch LSU Rocket And blow the doors off Bryant Denny And kick Tide ass with scores aplenty Nothing to do but practice that pander Suck it up Dwarf n show em yo dander Get your arguments ready for a playoff Tackle the best of them give em a scoff You know when you get playoff or not Nothin’ gonna stop Joe Burrow so hot The worst thing could happen vs LSU Rematch, retribution, a 2nd rout too
A Tale of Retribution by Ramah Tigerforums Chillrens one and all Minger retires after this Final Fall Tiga nation on edge all wanna see Shorty da man set da chained free Birth of that genius Shorty da man He can’t beat Alabama, no one can Give him the choice he gonna Pass Back off that line, CEH up your ass When teams gets this talent loaded DC’s Brains are gonna be imploded Tryin’ to stop Gridiron routs in Fall After Shorty makes the Perfect Call Touchdowns will Light up that sky Tuscaloosa scoreboards sittin high Shorty’s just lettin those passes fly Saban yell at Pete Golding and sigh Joe Burrow’s Heisman, all can see Tua Tagovailoa hobblin’ in misery The First Quarter comes to an end Ten zip Tigers, LSU’s in command Much ado Tigers AP Number One It’ll be settled before a setting sun Second Quarter roarin Saban fury Tiger Dee holdin’ is Nicky’s worry Ten Three Tigers a field goal made Gumptard Elephant noises played Joe gets a chance and two minutes Pushing that Tide Dee to its Limits Joe working hard time running low Ja’Marr Chase deals the death blow The Bandwagon’s loaded all can see Shorty the man set the Chained free Evil Dwarf down seventeen to three Tide feeling his locker room Misery Tigers Chained the last Eight Years A Tide Comeback a sum of all fears A Tiger locker room still and quiet Joe n Shorty plan the 2nd half riot Their gameplan is to hit Overdrive No Tide playas leave T-Town alive Drives ending as Bama hopes fade Tua benched as his ankle’s played 80,000 Alabama Heads are down Saban donnin a permanent frown LSU roaring to end Quarter three Thirty-one to three is Tide misery Heisman Joe Bootie Fingers Four Tigers are ready to slam that door A desperate Tide scores to get ten They playin elephant noises again But it’s all over n America can see No path for a Little Nicky Victory Saban screamin Oh what a Show An LSU 50 yard FG a death blow Bammers score a sixteenth point Going for two just blows the joint Thirty-four Eighteen giving Hope The fierce LSU Dee just says nope Thirty-four sixteen’s now da score Joe Bootie lookin to close da door Touchdown LSU no elephant play LSU Tigers have just won the Day Forty-one sixteen fans they adore Heisman Joe Bootie that’s fo sure Three minutes left fo Bama Pride Saban screams they going off side Tiny Tua comes in da Tiger Jungle LSU Dee sacks him what a Bungle Ball is down on Bama thirty-three CEH up the gut for five then three Third and two, Tigers run it again Bama’s Pride stops em what a Sin Fourth and a foot on twenty-three Cade York trots out to seal victory One swing of a foot it’s forty-four Time runs out and the Tigers roar Forty-four sixteen, O what a game Same score to bring Clemson fame Joe’s doin a Smoker cigars are out Cheerleaders kissing him all about Presser lappin’ up everything LSU Saban doesn’t know what to Spew Saban starts to say real weird stuff The Press are killers n call his bluff “Poor Tua” Saban goes to campaign Tua deserves the playoff not a stain He fought on this day courageously He must have a chance, can’t u see Tua today was playin at 60 per cent In another month he’ll pay the rent In 2 more months he beats up LSU Give us a chance it’s just right to do Press ain’t buyin’ they on to Oeaux His sly Cajun smile steals the show He takes a page outta Victory Dabo Only one way up one way to Geaux Oeaux gives all da praise to his staff He’s got tons ready n makes em laff Praising the Minger n Joe Brady too And Dave Aranda’s Day at Bama zoo Oeaux went funny bout Bama jungle Tider Elephant noises n Tider Bungle He said there’s no place like the SEC That’s where Football’s Best you see He put a hand on top Joe’s shoulder Told them all dat he ain’t see bolder He told them all of a great American He told his tale about Joey Heisman The press gobbled up every last drop Asked Oeaux about his playoffs stop Ole Miss Arkansas and TAMU await This is the SEC and they’re Tiger Bait We gonna take em one game at a time Our Goals in front n’ we hit our prime Ole Miss’ gonna set their Oxford Trap We comin there hungry, we won’t fap Two games at home finish our season Arkansas and TAMU our only Reason Perhaps then we can earn Atlanta Trip N hang it on da Gators button their lip We will enjoy the win for just one day Then we’ll get ready for Ole Miss play There’s one more thing that I’ll tell U There’s no better time to come to LSU Geaux Tigers