Ok, ok, I got one. Once upon a time, the tirk drank wine, the shane chewed tobacco on the sweet potato vine, the vine broke, the the shane got choked, and they all went to heaven...
Hum to the tune of the Wizard Of Oz ... Scarecrow song ... RIP Ray Bolger Riddle: Who is the TF Abe Lincoln By Ramah Buddy Holly’s now quite bucolic Wit’ Tirk n Crickets he doth frolic And Consults us on Indiana rain And they while away their hours Conferrin' with those sunflowers Drinking moonshine for the pain Ole Ramah called out by crickets Just went and showed his tickets Oh Terry (or Tirk) are you insane Ramah’s thoughts busy hatchin’ Crickets Heads they a scratchin’ Oh If they only had a single brain Ramah could sit all day and fiddle Just to unravel every cricket riddle And save them all trouble and pain With their thoughts you'd be thinkin' Abe Lincoln he would get so stinkin’ Oh If crickets only had a single brain Whistling Refrain ... The biggest part of Tiger forum folly Stays home to play with plastic dolly Ramah’s laughing so hard it’s pain Arkansas just almost upset TAMU Ramah 1/1 on other picks this week
Dare to Believe by Ramah Dance with Devil in pale moonlight See Joe’s passes soarin outta sight Saban shame Burrow twenty-nine zip Watch a sweet revenge every TD flip Saban took Clemson beat down bad Took all of his pride n’ made him sad So he grabs all the cash can be had In Aflac commercials actin like a nad Now a smart man he gotta ask why Angry dwarfs wiggle fo fingers high When for years he’d just tell the lie Walk away from reporters and sigh Atreus 21 this poem’s all about You And brothers n sisters around LSU Sufferin many Pro Beat Downs too Bama wants our pride, what to do Ramah say we get mad dog mean Turn on Tiger azzwhippin Machine Show Bama Lightning never seen Rock America’s College FB Scene Dabo showed us all what he’s got Talking SEC smack, villainous plot Just Cuz he can beat a Saban Tot Don’t mean he stop LSU title shot Oeaux hoist crystal when it’s done Ride off a Champion in setting sun Oeaux Humble winning it’s begun Oeaux reload phasers set on stun In 2020 Brennan kid named Myles Throws lasers roun gridiron smiles Rocket arm kid face years of trials Waiting his turn to get Brady miles Dare to dream big about our LSU Mike our Tiger sittin proud in zoo Death Valley fo him too much ado Titletown hallowed ground at L~S~U
Ramah answers ALL Requests? Steaming The Cube by Ramah Hernandez just ran away one day Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh Ramah called championship play Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Ramah not a troll Tigas gonna roll Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh Clown u picked nine wins you troll Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Now Jesse James gonna eat crow Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh Such yummy crow don’t ya know Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Come eat crow, really really slow Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh Clown you get horns don’t u know Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Wah wah wah then blah blah blah Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh Your posse’s laughing at you shah Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Come n’ Bow Before Your Master Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh We pardon yo preseason disaster Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day
It’s LSU -20+ over Florida week ... Enjoy! A beautiful day in our colosseum will take you back to thrilling days of Demetrius and the Gladiators starring Victor Mature “Mullen’s Gator Gladiators” by Ramah That most certain that most sure Mullen just is not a Victor Mature Gators come n visit Saturday nite Tigers feasting on gladiator plight Trask Frankenstein’s gimpy knee Is gonna prolong Mullen MISERY Too damned many 3 downs n out Give po Mullen a permanent pout Cue Emory Jones Redshirt Fresh He’ll get snagged in a Tiger Mesh Too much noise inside The Valley Fans shutin down any Gator rally Bombs start falling in Tiger Land Third down gun Joe’s right hand Chains a movin’ Tigers on prowl Joe hits quick six, 100,000 howl Poor CaCa he so fraid of Mullen A life Florida fearful sad n sullen Hiding under his sofa watchin tv Fearin Gator 4th quarter victory First Quarter ends fourteen zip Joe’s mad curling his upper lip His Tigers should’ve scored 21 Joey Dimes geaux getcha gun Breaks here n’ there, Florida 3 FGs can’t cure Mullen’s Misery Joe pick em apart for all to see Halftime score’s twenty-eight-3 Corso fappin to girls so Golden Herbstreit’s OSU #1 it’s Foldin’ Poor CaCa hopeful he’s peekin Hidin’ under his couch n’ reekin’ 2019’s Joe’s revenge so sweet Joe we know you can’t be beat Toss them bombs let em all eat Not one Tiga fan sits in his seat All knowin it’s their lifetime treat Big games comin Oeaux knows Pull Joe Dimes before 50 blows Gators are done, subbin’ threes Quarter 4 a Myles Show please Now those pundits will hee n’ haw Who plays where Dey Mardi Gras Saban sold Baton Rouge complex Cashing out before that Tiger Hex Cuz Saban sees writin’ on da wall Tigers crushing big teams n’ small Aflac smiles soon turn to da frown Brady Ballin’ Tigs comin to T-town Sunday noon came after da game AP polls would never be the same 25 1st place votes Old War Skule Brady Ballin’ Tigs an NCAA jewel P.S. — CaCaaaaaaaaaaaaah CaaaaaaaaCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Where are you?
Bouquets for Oeaux n Joe By Ramah While tossing bouquets at Ohio Joe We toss another at our coach Oeaux Since football year twenty seventeen Best Top 10 winner they’ve ever seen Oeaux Baby you are a Coach so Dear Tiger Tap we know you feelin’ Queer Your brain rots with Oeaux’s disease Shane spanks yo azz when he please Refrain ... Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat Yo Football Program it can’t be beat Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow No smack n here about Coach Oeaux I bring this poem to my grand piano Oeaux’s gotcha balls, u sing soprano We goin to town called New Orleans To win it all you know what I Means Cuz Oeaux’s the greatest coach of all He’s gonna beat the Dwarf this FALL Tiger Tap will pray Alabama will win All here see his evil egomaniacal Sin Ramah’s busy with more bouquets He’s got so many weekly lock plays So do us a favor on November Nine Bust a hollow one up yo own behine Refrain ... Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat Yo Football Program it can’t be beat Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow No smack n here about Coach Oeaux We make merry and we make cheer At Christmas time this football year We hope we read yo Sweet Obituary Or find you are a parish prison fairy We are tossing bouquets at Ohio Joe We’re tossin another at coach Oeaux Since football year twenty seventeen Best Top 10 winner they’ve ever seen Final Refrain ... Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat Yo Football Program it can’t be beat Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow No smack n here about Coach Oeaux
