Championship Season Poems

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Lest they be lost in threads derailed!

    SATURDAY AFTERNOON
    GLADIATORS by Ramah

    In Ancient Times soared Roman Eagle
    Over Sandy pits in Cesar’s Colosseum
    Stained Blood Red of Gladiators Regal
    Haunted silent Ghostly Tourist Museum

    In Ancient Times the Roman Eagle rose
    Every time the Gladiator’s kill was made
    Only Caesar could Order Sweet Repose
    Thumbs down was a Swift Death’s blade

    That roar of 50,000 shook those stones
    In Imperial Colosseum design so grand
    Three centuries later the martyr’s bones
    Fed Lions and Tigers in bloody red sand

    Today on great river stands a colosseum
    Caesar Oeaux standing tall in command
    Close by lies the Vaunting Tiger Museum
    Serving reminder of Ancient Times grand

    This Saturday night 150,000 will adore
    Our Great Caesar and His Celebration
    100,000 in and 50,000 outside will roar
    To begin games for LSU’s Tiger Nation

    The only Eagles that soar will be F-18
    Our Tiger Nation’s hunger commands
    GSU Eagle bones are sure to be seen
    Piled high on green carpet river sands

    After the third quarter comes to its end
    Tiger throng look down to Your Caesar
    Thumbs up or down command to send
    We know not save Oeaux be a pleaser

    Thumbs down Oeaux ... No GSU Eagle prisoners ... Platoon Brennan in at QB and run up that score past 50 like we know we can !!!

    A prophetic poem of August 25
     
  2. RamahRising

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    Joe Brady ... aka “Shorty” ... is the new Tiger Play Caller ... Not Ensminger!!!

    Ensminger is no longer a Tiger with anything to deaux except play that Ole Cajun Game called STUMP THE CHUMP ... ever hear of it?

    I’ll lay it down in poem so you mutts can understand it ...

    HAIL SHORTY ...
    Clueless TF Mutts One and all
    Ensminger retires after this fall
    For GSU Shorty makes da call
    Chump sends it to Joe dats all

    Birth of a genius Shorty da man
    He can’t beat Bama no one can
    Give him a choice he gonna ran
    Emery is Kamara that’s the plan

    When a team this talent loaded
    Takes a football Gridiron in Fall
    DCs Brains gonna be exploded
    When Shorty has a perfect Call

    Touchdowns gonna light da Sky
    Tiger Stadium scoreboards High
    Shorty gonna let the passes Fly
    Opposing teams just gonna sigh

    Joephus for Heisman after Texas
    Ehlinger wasn’t a Heisman Nexus
    Joephus time to buy you da Lexus
    Shorty play callin’ just don’t vex us

    Tigers jumping to AP Number three
    The Fans going couyon in Cocodrie
    Da Bandwagon’s loaded all can see
    Shorty da man set the Chained free

    Cuz there’s an evil little SEC Dwarf
    Born in the Bowels on Vomit Wharf
    He’s chained the Tigers in MISERY
    Shorty da man set the chained free

    SCRIMMAGES the rest of this Fall
    Only one game rises above em all
    Throw down yo chains, all can see
    Shorty da man set the chained free

    Poem is over, you got Faith or NOT
    You believe and u not backing down
    In the games you’ll give it all you got
    Til an SEC title comes to Tiger Town
     
  3. Bengal B

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    Are you related to the Bengal Bard? I gave him a ride home from a bar one time. His yard was full of signs with poems on them.
     
  4. RamahRising

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    Maybe ... Maybe not
    Describe the man you gave the ride to?
    What was his build?
    Color hair?
     
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    He was old. Tall and thin. Grey. They would put his game poem in the Advocate every week during the season. They were all very corny. He used to hang around Magoo's on Chimes St then at Phil Brady's bar.
     
  6. RamahRising

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    Not me or my dad (caca’s Brother) who was the Metairie Poet ... When Greg Dubroc went to LSU, the Metairie Poet penned one that made the Times Picayune Peter Finney and so annoyed the Tulane President that he went crying to LSU President to make my pop stop it ... He didn’t of course
     
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    Ode to Heisman Sammy

    Gunslingers at Sunset
    by Ramah

    Gunslinger Joe came to Austin town
    Gleam in his eye on his chin a frown
    Lotsa Big Talk n just too much sound
    Bout the best gunslinger ever around

    Gunslinger Sammy wore his gun high
    He looked down at folks from the Sky
    Never did say much n most know why
    Herman that German boss would sigh

    Sunset came quickly on a fateful eve
    Joe had an ace or three up his sleeve
    What happens next you won’t believe
    Close your eyes, listen, try to perceive

    Sammy play the cards Proud n’ Tough
    Gunslinger Joe see my Heisman Stuff
    Sammy ran to left Sammy ran to right
    Soon Sammy was running all da night

    Shots in Austin Town oh out they rang
    Shots in Sammy’s ass, ohhh the pang
    Run Sammy Run they cried they sang
    Numba 7 Delpit comin’ wild eye thang

    Sammy so proud with a Heisman flare
    Yelps from those shots filled Austin air
    Numba 90 Lawrence just did not care
    He got Sammy’s gunbelt on a last tear

    What Lawrence did just damned mean
    It got Lawrence jail time for Targeteen
    Sammy trick’d n treat’d like Halloween
    Chiasson got him on third and thirteen

    One last vicious hit, Austin went oooh
    All felt that pain, even the Devil below
    Chiasson’s second sack a death blow
    Time for Boot Hill Sammy, all to know

    On the other side of Hell Joe was cool
    Slingin Brady Ball, well he was no fool
    Gunslinger Joe used his sharpest tool
    Slingin for Heisman for Old War Skule

    Gunslinger Joe made sure They all ate
    Six TD passes made them all celebrate
    Smoke cleared n Corso said He’s great
    Tiger Nation I see a Championship fate

    LSU by a West Texas Mountain over Texas
     
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    For Vanderbilt on 9/21
    Nashville Blues
    by Ramah


    Coach Oeaux wanted happy news
    As Tigers head for Nashville Blues
    So he rolled down a window glass
    Fans screamed Kick Vandy’s A$$

    Fans shouted kick they asses hard
    Shut them out and be a good Pard
    Coach Oeaux considered just that
    Vandy wear their own ass fo a hat

    Oeaux lost 4-Star Jenkins last nite
    And he was just spoiling for a fight
    Rumors had Bama writing a check
    Five Tiger DT Plan shot all to heck

    O showed at Vandy lean and mean
    To unleash a Saban killing machine
    Told Ensminger “unleash Joe Brady”
    Hang sixty on them don’t be afraidy

    We won’t pump the brakes this time
    We keep on the gas with Joey Dime
    We’ll push Aranda to keep them blue
    We’ll shut out their asses, we’re LSU

    GEAUX TIGERS

    LSU 63 - 0
     
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    SHORTY DA MAN ...
    HE SET THE CHAINED FREE


    Tribute to Joe Brady (Shorty)
    by Ramah

    Clueless TF Mutts One and all
    Ensminger retires after this fall
    For GSU Shorty makes da call
    Chump sends it to Joe dats all

    Birth of a genius Shorty da man
    He can’t beat Bama no one can
    Give him a choice he gonna ran
    Emery is Kamara that’s the plan

    When a team this talent loaded
    Takes a football Gridiron in Fall
    DCs Brains gonna be exploded
    When Shorty has a perfect Call

    Touchdowns gonna light da Sky
    Tiger Stadium scoreboards High
    Shorty gonna let the passes Fly
    Opposing teams just gonna sigh

    Joephus for Heisman after Texas
    Ehlinger wasn’t a Heisman Nexus
    Joephus time to buy you da Lexus
    Shorty play callin’ just don’t vex us

    Tigers jumping to AP Number three
    The Fans going couyon in Cocodrie
    Da Bandwagon’s loaded all can see
    Shorty da man set the Chained free

    Cuz there’s an evil little SEC Dwarf
    Born in the Bowels on Vomit Wharf
    He’s chained the Tigers in MISERY
    Shorty da man set the chained free

    SCRIMMAGES the rest of this Fall
    Only one game rises above em all
    Throw down yo chains, all can see
    Shorty da man set the chained free

    Poem is over, you got Faith or NOT
    You believe and u not backing down
    In the games you’ll give it all you got
    Til an SEC title comes to Tiger Town
     
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    Buddy Holley and the Crickets
    By Ramah

    Buddy Holley and his Crickets
    Just had to see Ramah tickets
    So they said Ramah’s full of IT

    $550 tickets gave them rickets
    Now no noise from the crickets
    Terrible Terry you are to blame

    Cuz if there’s one thing u learn
    Football Wise Guys never burn
    And their minds are in da game

    Now we could call that TRUCE
    Ramah’s giving you free JUICE
    We’ll see how Hot picks Geaux

    But the one thing that’s for sure
    The big headed ego don’t adore
    A winning road he just can’t hoe

    So if you got a real strong hunch
    Share it as you would your lunch
    Always let ya fellow Tigers profit

    It’s NICE to share ...

    Now reread the poem to the Tune of ...
    Wizard of Oz ... If I only had a brain
     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2019

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