Leinart: Thank you so much for scheduling all these cupcakes Carrol: Well I knew you sucked and couldn't have beaten good teams......speaking of sucking, let me get that ear!!!!
You wanna see how the real wet willy is supposed to feel. Later I'll show you why condoms were named after us, hehe.
"For that performance, later tonight Im gonna give you a 'performance' to remember. Im gonna pull out all the stops."