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Children are now taught that its a right to go to college. They leave out the part about meaningful degrees. That's how we ended up with Taint and his Manship degree delivering newspapers.

 

Blank stare.

 

All the baristas in a lot of coffee shops have college degrees

 

did you say something?

 

There are other establishments that do most of their work at night full of college students.

 

While back, saw a resume that listed climate change as a competency. Fkn millenials.. .

 

She's just working her way thru dental hygienist school, man. Every dollar bill counts.

 

Just waiting on that job opening for a philosopher

 

THE SEARCH IS OVER!! AT LAST YOU FOUND HIM!! The one world citizen who is competent in climate change. We are saved!!

 

It's no joke. They are out there among us.