"It's getting spicy in here. Just like the spicy girls here on a friday." "OOOOHHH.....I just spilled a spicy beef tip on my chin and all over my shirt. Ms. Sparkles come over here on a beautiful friday. Nucklehead on line one then we will go to fred on two. Wait......let's go to Maxwell's market."
"Daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyve? How we doing....on........this.......beautiful Friday afternoon from the Gold Club?" "Can we get Knucklehead in, or are we up against the break?"
"Dave, let's go to Tex then we have MIP with a Saints and Astros report. BTW, free lunch here at the GC on a spicy Friday. I like it spicy." during the break........."Ms Buffy, how much for 3 fingers? We gotta make it quick because I have to cut my dad's grass on the beautiful/spicy friday. Hey carl the cat! are those new glasses?"
Guzzingil...You better leave your sippycup at home on Friday... Bring your big boy droors...None of those diapers you were throwing around at Georgia! Oh wait...That's right, I STILL HAVE YOUR SIPPY CUP! LOL!... Make sure you get that leave slip from the wifey before she drops you off at your "Playdate"... LOL!
Talk shows Actually, when I lived in Shreveport, I listened to J.J. and Bonzai Ben and enjoyed them. You have to weed out their bias, but they can be fun. Tim Fletcher was good too. The best sports talk I have heard is George Plaster in Nashville. He devotes plenty of time to all the sports, has real experts in to talk specific sports on a regular basis and has some neat features. His "Stupid Underdog Picks" contest is inspired. And his sidekick, Tenessean writer Joe Biddle does the best Joe Dean and Johnny Majors imitations out there. If I ever got a show, they are who I would imitate. Real professional. GEAUX TIGERS (FORK THE PORK)
Jimmy's show is stupid. He claims he has "good" sources all over the SEC. He was in fact wrong on both Fisher going to MSU and Tubberville getting axed at Auburn. In fact he said Wednesday that Tubby was gone period and then Tex, one of his buddies-an auburn alum, called in and stated that Tubby was to stay. He has about 20 of his closest friends call his show and rant on about pretty much nothing. Callers like knucklehead can't stand him b/c of his obvious favoritism to his buds.