Only thing you can possible teach me is how to play the flute. You still haven't told me about your NFL career.
You are proficient at playing the male anatomy equivalent to the flute. As far as the NFL, my playing career was limited to an All District in HS and a one semester walk on at LSU. My primary focus was banging the HS cheerleaders.
Oh not doing too bad these days with the ladies. That's me the only dude in the pic, eat your heart out. BTW that was last year on a ski trip, I was 75 last year.