BREAKING NEWS: Miles to Hire Dubya as DC #3

In reality, W declined the position and decided to spend more time at his ranch in Crawford. Meanwhile, president-elect Obama named himself head coach, saying Les Miles was just another typical white guy. He then went on to say change was on the way and hired Lou Tepper as DC. When asked how hiring a previous coach was evidence of change, Obama simply stated fans needed to have hope. When pressed further to identify what type defense he planned to install, Obama stated he planned on installing a defense built on "change and hope." Obama then went on to say the problem with the LSU fan base is they "aren't intelligent enough to see I know what's best for them, so they cling to guns and religion."

 

I think i read that in the paper here. :thumb: