Bourbon, whiskey, scotch thread. What you drinking?

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  1. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    5x? Get outta here. Never more than a second collection (of which there are too many). You saw collection plates on each side of the church but were so plucked up on Maker's Mark (cause you only go to church twice a year, Christmas and Easter) you didn't realize ONLY TWO passed in front of you.
     
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  2. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    Just make sure your ass visits The Palace when they stick you in that box.
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I don't kill or steal so I should get in. I probably won't get the designer wings like you are paying for.
     
  4. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    Many years ago I used to play golf with a guy who was also stationed at the Air Force Academy. He got out of the Air Force, went to Vegas and went to work as a casino host at Caesar's. I was well taken care of when we went to Vegas.
     
  5. Bayou Tiger

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    Well you're good on #6 and #8 but there are 8 more.

    Bold statement for anyone to say that though. Ever see an "Examination of "Conscience?

    https://www.ewtn.com/library/prayer/examconscience.htm

    I reckon those "baseball gods" would fall under that. Better to lose a baseball season than eternal life.
     
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  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I will admit to having coveted thy neighbor's ass on many occasions but if that is a capital offense everybody is going to hell.
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.

    Did I have any sex before or outside of marriage? Do I view pornographic material (magazines, videos, internet, hot-lines)? Have I gone to massage parlors or adult book stores? Did I commit the sins of masturbation and/or artificial contraception? Have I not avoided the occasions of sin (persons or places) which would tempt me to be unfaithful to my spouse or to my own chastity? Do I encourage and entertain impure thoughts and desires? Do I tell or listen to dirty jokes? Have I committed fornication or adultery?

    You are going to the deepest, hottest pit in hell with your own entourage of personal demons to torment you.
     
  8. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    I wouldn't assume I'm going to heaven because I think I'm a good guy. That's why I live my faith.
     
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  9. Bayou Tiger

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    Don't judge. :D
     
  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    And I'm not going to hell because I eat bacon either
     
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