https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...ll-picks-week-3-2018-predictions-odds-spreads Scott Long says ... LSU 24, Auburn 23 Guessing Scott decided to 1-up Billy ... Only the most gutless still whining about last week’s 31-0 shutout with perfect game management (i.e. Zero T/O’s) are picking Auburn to win and cover the spread. Pick A ... LSU 20 AU 10 Pick B ... LSU 38 AU 10 Expecting LSU to get conservative again with a big lead at Auburn ... 50% chance LSU 20 AU 10 Expect LSU to leave it all on the field & play 60 mins wiping Auburn out ... 50% chance LSU 34 AU 10 Predicting three AU T/O’s ... Zero LSU Predicting 1,000,000+ Butthurt AU fans & Joe Burrow’s SECOND breakout game ...
Let's just thank the Lord we got LSU SuperFan "Dandy Scott" Long onboard the Oboat. whew! that was a close one!
*Read between lines you SGBW whining mutts: Three fingers Ramah holds 4 you! RAMAH Says ... Les Miles and Less Smiles long gone Pledge your allegiance to Ed Orgeron* A long road ahead and rows to furrow We march to the Plains led by Burrow Aranda’s Defensive Bandits did shine As they three n’ out Stidham’s behine Turnovers mountin adding up to three Long game for Gus, robbed of victory Auburn fans just weep as they whine Waiting for the big come from behine But a rally never comes on da Plains A 1,000,000 Auburn undy $#!+ stains All shouting over let’s have a smoker All Tigers Toast Stidham’s big choker Smoke ‘em with class not like a Bitch Cuz midfield karma makes yo ass itch