Belize Don’t Pull My Chain

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Belize
    By Ramah

    Belize, I love you, da beaches galore
    Belize, I love you, u pretty maya hoor
    Belize, I love you, u know I just adore Palapas n’ pretty mamas by the shore

    Belize, I love you, I’m comin Saturday
    Belize, I love you, I am coming to play
    Belize, I love you, I am hoping to stay
    In Coral Dreams where I’ll swim away

    Bilikin beer n’ sweet babes on his lap
    Po’ TF suckers, we know u gonna fap
    Ramah’s ready Viagra after each nap
    Wrap rascal no catchin a holiday trap

    Belize, I love you, da beaches galore
    Belize, I love you, u pretty maya hoor
    Belize, I love you, u know I just adore
    Palapas n’ pretty mamas by the shore
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    Promising to send pics of local wildlife

    P.S.
    An implausible ménage à trois: coffee, tequila and pineapple, served long is a Mayan Hoor
     
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  2. Bayou Tiger

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    Eye yi yi.
     
  3. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Only one thread today? You’re slipping baw.
     
  4. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    There were six at least ...
    I’m on Finebaum now

    Check that ... Only 4

    Too busy trolling the Belize Dating Sites setting up a memorable week ...
    Already up to my third stringers ...
    I’ve got 1 5-Star ... 3 4-Stars ... 1 3-Star that’s into gymnastics
     
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  5. RamahRising

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    Carnival is wicked down here ...

    Repeat after me ...

    Hola, coma estas (Hi, how are you) is the most common and best opening lines ... eye contact and smile

    Hola chica, te invito a una cerveza? (Hi there, can I invite you to a beer or drink?)

    Short version ... Sure Score

    Hola chica, una Bilikin conmigo?

    You will NEVER be turned down

    Attacking the herd ...
    Buenas noches damas. Soy turista. Les acompano a tomar algo conmigo.

    Translation ... Good evening ladies. I am a tourist. Can I invite you to drink something with me?

    My record is taking three back to my Ocean View Suite at one time for some pankyhanky

    Now if you like to tackle em one at a time, exchange “senorita” for damas...

    They guzzle these things called a Mayan Hoor ... tequila coffee liqueur and pineapple juice and they load the tequila in there
     
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  6. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Founding Member

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    Hola, coma estas is the most common and best opening lines ... eye contact and smile
    Hola chica, te invito a una cerveza?

    Ho’d I do? Sound ok?

    How effective you think this would be in Pierre Part?
     
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  7. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    That’s some funny shit ... Pierre Part or Catahoula too
     
  8. diamondheadtiger

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  9. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    And I always bring bags of Reisen chocolate candies ... They love em
     
  10. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    That sounds interesting. Might have to try it out.
     
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