I wouldn't be surprised if Saban orchestrated this. Organizer: "Mr Saban, we are going to set up your booth to sign autographs right here by the entrance." Saban: "Uhhh, no, let's set it up on the other end of the field." Organizer: "But, Mr Saban, they'll have to travel all the way across the field. That seems really silly and unfair." Saban: "Hmmm, let's have some fun with this and see how bad they want it? Will they run the entire football field? Can they run the entire football field? It'll be pretty cool to see a bunch of buffoons running around w/bouncing guts, and man boobs. Organizer: "Think they'll do it?" Saban: "Think they'll do it? Of course, they will. They grovel at everything I do. There is nothing else in their life. I rule this place. Shit, I was gonna leave for Texas and they forgot about it he next day. Think they'll do it? Hell, I even hired Lane Kiffen, and they are still here, and they'll be running."
