Asshole of the week.

idk man, after this I think he just about nailed it

 

Good point.

But he can't even run his own life
I'll be damned if he'll run mine, - Jonathon Edwards

 

No Bernie isn't a rich asshole. Hillary, Fiorina, yes.

 

Not everyone thinks money is everything. As long as there is food on the table and bills paid, and my daughter is without want, that's enough for me.

 

There's no such thing as a little girl without want.

 

Depends on how you raise em.

 

Just wait until she gets older. Do the parents of the bride still pay for the wedding?

 

I'm still holding out hope she turns out to be a lesbian.

 

This one's for you

 

Oh I'm serious. A wise person once told me many moons ago, if you have a son, you only have to worry about 1 penis, if you have a daughter you have to worry about them all.