Arrested Breaking Into Stadium With Prostitute

I hope he sacked her.

 

The article amuses because (among other reasons) it is only about the man. It doesn't say the woman was charged with anything. Presumably, she was just an object that was part of his plan, so they let her go.

 

If a man lays 30 women he's a stud. If a woman lays 30 men she's a hoe.