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  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    I have different caliber pistols but I stick to 9mm for convenience now. My 1911 is a .45 however.
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The only 1911 I have is an el cheapo Hi Point .45. I traded an old monitor for it. It's probably worth no more than $100.
     
  3. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    A high pernt?!?! LMFAO. Toss that in the bayou.
     
  4. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    @shane0911 I saw a bushmaster on La Sportsman today for $500.00.

    Have you looked there? There are several up today.
     
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  5. watson1880

    watson1880 Founding Member

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    Or upgrade it!
    (NSFW)

    Dynamic Pie Concepts has other humor vids too.
     
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  6. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    May I bring your attention to the following, about 1911's being all about the .45 caliber:

    The Gospel According To John (Moses Browning)
    John Moses Browning was perhaps the finest firearms designer, ever. His designs continue to work and to serve almost 100 years after they were created. There is an ongoing controversy about the reliability and safety of current 1911s vs. other "modern" pistols and I think this about sums the situation up.

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    January 23, 1855 – November 26, 1926

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    As translated from the original ancient manuscripts by Fr. Frog.
    © copyright 2002, 2015, 2018 by John C. Schaefer

    1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."

    2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."

    3 And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.

    4 Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it, and these profaners didst try and fit more rounds of ammunition into the magazines than the holy number of seven, appointed for the .45.

    5 And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. a

    6 And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.

    7 Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.

    8 And being a deceitful spirit, the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols, filled with tiny springs and parts that were easily lost, and they were unmenable to the artisans of earth so they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function.

    9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.

    10 But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.

    11 And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.

    12 Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the Lord had intended.

    13 And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John.

    Much, much more by following this link:

    http://www.frfrogspad.com/jmb.htm
     
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  7. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Me too. I have three. Cry once & be done! They are all (Sig 556 rifle, P220 & P229) seemingly indestructible beasts.
     
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  8. KevinWS

    KevinWS Founding Member

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