Anyone having a hard time getting up for this one?

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  1. Soap

    Soap Founding Member

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    Re: The Hogs deserve a roasting.

    agreed. Our offense clicks like they did against Auburn, and it's over in the first half.
     
  2. ramah

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    Quite as asstoot observation regarding Arkansas FB, let's begin:

    1. OL-------> Arkansas OL is not in the TOP 15, and Ark is not in the Top 25 (AP), the LSU OL is in the Top 5, and is recognized. Your OL averages 6'4, 310 without your mongoloid 6'5, 320 TE, they are big and slow and will be beaten by power/speed/finesse of the LSU Dee Line ... THE FINEST DEE LINE ... IN AMERICA. The #1 RANKED SCORING DEFENSE IN AMERICA. AMEN!

    2. Cedric Cobbs, when healthy, is as good as either of the Williams. ALABAMA'S SHAD ----<(((>< Williams (#1 SEC) 11 carries for 29 yards and Cadillac Williams (behind a touted Auburn Line) had 20 carries for 61 yards. Auburn BEAT THE HOGS 10-3 with Cobbs hurt. So, both the ALA & AU Williams combined HAD A WHOPPING 89 yards against LSU.

    3. Matt Jones averages 10 completions per game, almost 1/2 of Mauck's average ... ARK has a low voltage passing game ... and JONES RUNS ... 60 yards a game ... and makes poor decisions.

    4. Hogs have heart and balls ... and lotsa meat and fat ... we cut 'em long, deep and continuously here in Louisiana to make Boudin and cracklins.

    LSU will eviscerate (leave our forum and travel in ure daddee's pickem 'up truk to the local liberry and look it up) Arkansas.
     
  3. JSracing

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    is that Bacon frying I smell? Down Mike Down boy, showing Mike the menu...... Pork for Mike the TIGER FRIDAY
     
  4. ramah

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    I wonder what a wild Bengal Tiger ... hungry as hell ... would do to a wild Razorback Hog ... Lock all the exits and put the Hawg in the middle of Tiger stadium ... leave the Tiger in the cage for awhile till he spotted and fixated upon the hog ... then cut him loose.

    I really wonder how long the hog could survive. Two minutes? More? Less?
     
  5. JSracing

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    Razorbacks are pretty tough meat, I'm thinking it would slow the tiger down maybe .02 seconds digging through the nasty hairy back to get to the real bacon meat. My prediction would be 30seconds to 1 and half minutes to run down the hog. 10 seconds to kill it. Prolly a minute to dig in. :D
    JS
     
  6. I had to go jogging to let out some anger after that game. I hope our players and fans are totally pumped for Friday.
     
  7. Jetstorm

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    After last year's game, and the year before that, IT'S A RIVALRY NOW BABY!!!!

    This year's game will be taken by the Tigers though.

    Besides the fact that LSU is clearly the better, more balanced team, three words; HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE!

    Since LSU and Arkansas have begun annual play as SEC rivals in 1992, the home team is 8-3. Arkansas has won ONCE in Baton Rouge, a 42-24 win over LSU in 1994. The road team has not won in this series since LSU beat Arkansas 17-7 at War Memorial Stadium, Little Rock, in 1996.

    Twice a clearly superior Arkansas team has come into Death Valley and left with a humiliating loss (28-0 in 1995, 35-10 in 1999). They have a hard time winning here. And I think it's going to stay that way.
     
  8. ramah

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    Interesting Bengal Tiger Facts
    An adult Bengal Tiger measures ten feet from tip to tip, stands over three and a half feet in height and weighs six hundred pounds. If we consider the strength, activity and ferocity of the ordinary house cat and then think of it multiplied a hundred times we can form some conception of the Bengal Tiger as he lies down by his water hole and wonders what he will kill next.

    Diet ----------> Deer, , bovines, domesticated and feral hogs, and many other animals including frogs or just about anything that moves.

    Habitat-------> It lives in India and southwest Asia; in the forest, grasslands, and swamps.

    Young Tigers are far more destructive than old, killing three or four feral hogs and eating one, as if they wished to learn their duties in life well

    or

    ---------------------------------->were mad with the rage to kill.

    Yeah, that's the ticket ... mad hog killers
     

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