Here is a marathon you might to well in Greg. Runners in the Half and Half Marathon in Washington DC must eat a chili dog and potato chips halfway to the finish line.
Do you have to win? Because it would be worth a crisp walk for a delicious hot dog and some sour cream and onion lays.
I'm not winning any race I enter, I just do'em for the cardio and the post run atmosphere. Still don't think a hot dog and a bag of Lays is worth it. Now maybe if it was a bag of Zapps.
That's like the ridiculous color runs or the mudder races. Hell to the no. I'm not ruining my shit or fighting the selfie crowd to run a race. I already have to fight the urge to kick the stroller runners in the races I run now.