HEY! We don't allow that kind of stuff in our Nick Fan Club. Try Tulane's message boards, where they refer to that kind of sexual activity as a HULLABALLOO. Pure Nick fans love him in a purely Platonic way, that is, not the Eros kind of love. I'm sorry to cause you to be confused on this point.
Nick Saban coming to Miami was the greatest thing. He is already showen that he is well prepared for the job unlike previous college coaches like Spurrier and Davis.