All-time best movie quotes

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  1. LSUBud

    LSUBud Founding Member

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    Hasta la vista.
     
  2. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You are in no position to disagree. I've got a loaded .45; you got pimples. Scent of A Woman, Al Pacino--(1992)

    Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
     
  3. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

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    Thank You!
     
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    Houma Tiger Founding Member

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    "Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman you have a phone call at the front desk."

    Pee Wee's Big Adventure
     
  5. marcmc99

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    Unforgiven

    Little Bill: You just shot an unarmed man!
    Will: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.


    The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.
    Will: Well you sure killed the hell outta that guy.


    The Outlaw Josey Wales


    Josey: You a bounty hunter?
    Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
    Josey: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    English Bob: "Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck."

    Little Bill Daggett: "I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
     
  7. G_MAN113

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    "Caddyshack":

    Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): "I'm playin' the worst game of my life! I shoulda stayed home and played with myself."

    Ty Webb (Chevy Chase): "Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, Al. You're not, uhhh...you're not...you're not GOOD."
     
  8. Carface

    Carface What the...?

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    :rofl:

    I am doing the Tequila dance as we speak.
     
  9. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Austin Powers:

    Tom Arnold's character: "Hey man, are you part of the circus?"
    Austin: "No actually, I'm English."
     
  10. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be

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    The great thing bout this you can play 36 holes on it then get stone to the bejeebies.


    "RAT FARTS"

    So what, so lets dance.

    I don't remeber the movie but it was about baseball and had freddie prince jr.

    " I Love Big WOMEN and they love me"

    Myles, that's just unhealthy, Dammo isnt that unhealthy? Oh never mind, you think all sex is unhealthy. Myles these woman are too big to be mesing with, I'm scared for you that in the heat of passion one of these girls is going to roll over on you...SQUASH YOU DEAD!


    Wood bats suck, why do you think god created aluminum.
     

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