In all honesty, he was thinking about Boeuf Gras, but the cows are further south. He didn't want your father-in-law to go hungry...
Keep a toy gun in your car. When anyone does this sort of thing, point it at them and watch them duck and run.
To improve the odor in their vehicles. For future reference --- They have those little rolls of toilet paper to wipe off the windshield. They have the box of Tide to explain the white foam coming out of their mouth. :shock: Actually, with a few exceptions (most notably a former partner in Shreveport), most Bama fans I have come in contact with are nice and very football knowledgeable. However, I have noted on trips to games in Tuscaloosa, that off campus they tend to give you the finger and honk their horn a lot, but once on campus, I’ve never had a bad experience. I can't say the same for trips to Oxford or some other schools. I also recall the LSU sports information office recommending that we stay in Birmingham because as they said “opposing team fans tend to find that their reservations got lost or there is no record of the reservation.” The best thing of all about Bama fans is their sense of entitlement. When you beat them, they look like the IRS just showed up at their door with their ex-wife and her lawyer. ldskule: ldskule: ldskule: ldskule: ldskule: ldskule: ldskule: