Here's my half time adjustment for you. Have you wife do an anal bleaching. Trust me, it will make that target glow in the dark.
I was so disappointed in WAZZU last night. I ended up turning off the game, and watching (falling asleep to) a Hallmark Christmas movie with the wife.
Duckfan....are you in Oregon? We're moving from Alaska to Wa State (where the wife is from) next summer.