1. Hookers and booze.
  2. I'd buy a new butt. Mine's got a crack in it.




    (old elementary school joke)
  3. I'd buy the Saints and then file for bankruptcy.
  4. I'd buy Heinz ketchup.
  5. me too, except i would buy cheap booze, so most of the money would go to hookers, 3somes, 5somes, i would turn some bitches out.