WatchESPN says it's blacked up in my area. Just as well.

Hello sorrow my old friend!

The sound of silence is the LSU bats.

Tied up pussies. B4 3-3. Beloso with the Earl Weaver special.

You watch this shit sober? Theres your problem.

Kinda. Was the last couple of weeks I started having to drink through it.

Moffits in. I want so much for him to be a hero

Worse than losing to southern? Sure

But nothing will remove the taste of losing to Florida, and I mean nothing. We just got to wake up in the next 2 days, be out for blood, and get remarkably sinister on them mf'ers. Because nothing aches worse than losing to a fucking gator. Either some balls in that dugout drop... ricky tic... or we are looking at an embarrassing slump of almost biblical proportions.

I am seriously thinking about rounding up some type of wild creature, driving my ass to the games, and letting them loose on the fucking field.