2018 Divisional Round - Saints vs. Vikings

I just know I'm gonna be racking up that purgatory time. Lol

 

we have a priest who comes meet us at camp sometimes. Our vocabulary is what it is. He has an AR and not your prototypical priest.

 

After I got out of jail for my DUI, I went to confession and when it was over, the priest asked if I wanted to go to an AA meeting. I thought he was gonna give me a ride and leave. He went to the meeting because he was in the program...LOL

 

At least you can watch the game. One of my tires was almost flat when I got up. I drove to a store and pumped it up. Then I drove to Sam's The and they told me there wasn't a nail or anybody but they couldn't fix it for some reason. They didn't have any tires my size so I said just change it. The guy said I was missing a lug not and it wwas against their policy to change it.. I went to the Wall acrooss the street. They have the tire I need but don't have a lugnut. As I was walking out I found a lugnut in the parking lot. It fit. So now I have been waiting for over an hour in the waiting room. My truck still hasen't been moved inside to the bay.

The waiting room is filled with angry customers. They told one woman they couldn't remove her tires because the lugnuts were round. The manager said they weren't and to sell her the tires.

They changed the oil in another woman's can and put some other substance in with the oil. I heard the words lawyer and lawsuits several times. Also the words bullshit and motherfucker.

The Saints game starts in about 10 minutes.

 

Good story. We forget they're human and deal with much of the same we do.

 

Get to the TV section quickly !!

 

Probably about 6 or 7 thousand years. You can do that standing on your head. Preferably not with your head immersed in a bucket of boiling excrement.

 

Found a lug nut in parking lot?!?! Un fucking real. Head to casino.