I can't even fathom the types of girls you've been with or porn you watch, and please don't answer....step away from the keyboard!
I doubt you would've had a shot at getting in my pants. I may have been a wingman and sat in the living room playing board games with you while one of my roomies was banging your hot friend, if you had one.
Oh no question I wouldn't......pretending to enjoy limp old man beef jerky and taffy balls aren't my thing. Of course you'd be sitting there playing "board games" (lol dork!) probably talking about your mad dick game, typical. Go back to the swamp ya Goblin.