Damn, bruh, what I wouldn't give to have a guy like that in the secondary for the Saints right now...
It's absolutely amazing. Many parts of it seem like something out of a Nine Inch Nails video or Rob Zombie movie. Completely top-notch, all around. The setting & effects alone are worth the price of admission. And you will get the shit scared out of you at some point. I remember the ending a couple of years ago really freaked me the fuck out. I just ran through it, yelling "Ahhhhhhh!!!"
My step-daughter is planning to go tomorrow night. I'll post an edited version of her view of it (taking out all of the "likes" and "I can't evens" and "Oh my Gods"). I haven't been to a haunted house in about three or four years. I generally enjoy horror (films, TV and written word) but my wife simply does not. When we went to that last one, she got behind me and grabbed the hood of the sweatshirt I was wearing and wouldn't let go. I spent the vast majority of that experience being forced to stare at the ceiling and trying to breathe. And if you've never seen one of the writers and producers from the Ellen show go through a haunted house last year in L.A. patterned after the prison in the Walking Dead, you're in for a treat.
You know, one of the most told lies on the internet is LOL. People type that shit all the time with a blank poker face. I'm currently sitting in a coffee shop killing time waiting for a client (he doesn't like to meet me in the office, despite my protests; he thinks, not entirely unreasonably, that it's too close to the courthouse and police station) and I really, actually, laughed right out loud. Apparently surprised the shit out of the little late high school, early college age girl a couple of tables away. So thanks for that.