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Aaron Hernandez, O.J. Simpson and Ray Lewis walk into a bar. 4 dead, 11 injured.
A man was arrested for selling pills that he claimed would stop you from aging. Police discovered that he was arrested for the same thing in...
Justice moves with all due deliberation. Its practitioners bill by the hour.
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A 3 year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?" Mom replied, "Not yet."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting in a bar. Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux "I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday."...
I like the term "serving wenches"
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Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Here is a Geppetto-Joseph reference. http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message565947/pg1...
Why is it so hard to solve a murder in Alabama? 1. All the DNA is the same 2. There are no dental records
Geppetto is Italian for Joseph. I just repeated the joke the way the Unknown Comic told it on Twitter
St. Peter needed to run a few errands so he asked Jesus if he would watch the Pearly Gate for a few hours. Jesus said "Sure, what do I have to...
A young couple on their way the the altar were tragically killed in a horrific automobile accident. When they got to the Pearly Gates they asked...
I don't blame him for drinking. With all the pressure one Geno Smith trying to play cornerback for Alabama AND win the Jets starting QB job it...
Two years ago I went to a New England Patriots game in Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. Everybody entering the gate was frisked and had a metal...
Larry King is just as alive as Keith Richards. They are both among the Undead.
William "Refrigerator" Perry, despite rumors to the contrary, is not dead....
I hear songs all the time that start off with an intro that makes me think the song is some old classic rock song that I am familiar with and then...
I think the brand of beer was Old Style. The stuff they sell in the Superdome we called Dome Foam
