Only in NASCAR where even if you qualify for the pole if you wreck your car or have to change engines before the race you have to start at the...
With the month suspended and good behavior he'll be back on the streets in less than 2000 years
There was a sign on the wall at some business that former New Orleans Mafia Boss Carlos Marcello owned that said "Three can keep a secret if two...
I've thought I might do the same thing but come on, sooner or later you're going to brag about it to your buddies who won't believe you anyway
Practicing for his next career as a stand up comic
A nurse I know once told me that nurses and other medical personnel frequently prick themselves with used syringes by accident. If it was me I...
I have gone to shooting ranges on a number of occasions and by and large the customers are a mixture of mostly white men, a few black men and...
Neil Young holds several patents related to model train technology
The gods or the devil? How many souls does he have left to sell? Is he a cat?
It was a Jackie Smith moment
Its in R Kansas- Not a business killer there.
How big a bottle?
He slipped up once and used the word lost instead of saying finished second
There are still things he hasn't done well but he is getting better with each game. They need to take him off of kick returns, though. His...
That's what they're paying Colston all that money for
Funny thing is that if they hadn't won the Egg Bowl last year Mullen would have been fired.
If Moo U wins the SEC or gets into the playoffs Mullen will be the hottest name in college football. The bidding starts at $5 Million. He...
Izzy, you're fired! - Donald Trump
Marlon Brando was an inventor as well as an actor. He held a number of patents on conga drum tuners
You better not let Phyllis from Mulga hear you say that
