You've got a lot of pretty, pretty boys you call friends.
Oooh, oooh, fishy woman
Tiga posted that on the gun thread the other day. I wonder if they would damage the barrel
I really hope nobody is stupid enough to pay for this. Performance artist using typewriters to copy classic novels, finds inspiration at...
Maybe toilet paper with pictures of Mohammed and the Koran would be a big seller.
That's why your lawyer needs to bring plenty of bananas when he meets with the gorilla in his lair.
So when Usain Bolt slows down just enough where he can't finish first he ca just say he feels like a natural woman and keep on truckin'
I don't know whether to go with "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." or "this is your brain on drugs."
Now Tessio sleeps with the fishes
I have to squeeze my lemon to make the juice run down my leg
I would if he would radically change his position on guns.
I like Bill Maher when he pisses off other liberals
Bloomberg is totally unacceptable because of his virulent antigun stance.
She needs man hands
If it wasn't for mooslem convenience stores where could we buy a slurpee and a Hustler magazine
No cocaine for carp either
How do you know it's the clap and not something worse unless a doctor examines you and sends a sample of your blood to the lab?