Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water.
That's just a start. First time he loses taint will be calling him Vlad the Impaler.
As of the conclusion of today's game the Dodgers have won 51 consecutive games in which they have had the lead at any point during the game. The...
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All that time Matt Flynn was sitting on the bench behind Matt Mauck and then Jamarcus Russell he was being developed by Saban's OC Jimbo Fisher....
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Except red. That is if he doubles up on the Viagra.
Yo mama is so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her. Yo mama is so fat she could make love to two guys at the same time and they...
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And @BRETT seems to have been abducted by a flying saucer
He was still a patriot
John Wayne must be spinning in his grave.
I think you can make your own youtube hitler video. Probably find out how on youtube.
She does know. If she couldn't figure it out for herself I'm sure Bill told her. That's not sad. It's funny. She has to live with the...
Maybe not before the wedding but certainly after. Women can drive you crazy.
I think the real killer is hiding somewhere at Pebble Beach. Maybe the 14th fairway.
I don't have to be a doctor to know that somebody who wants his pecker whacked off is mentally ill.
Skin color is not the same as mental illness.
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Mayor Cat presided during an unprecedented period of peace and prosperity. * Alaska never went to war during his administration *...
