The First Pussy
It will be good to have somebody to play tennis or ping pong with.
Sounds like you were an unemployed "community organizer" like your daddy Barackmed Obamahammad.
Bill Clinton had a First Cat named Socks and Richard Nixon had a First Dog named Checkers. What about other presidential pets?
Do you think we'll be good enough to get to the big dance in Wade's first season? Or will we have to wait on Ja'Vonte Smart and Naz Reid?
This was tweeted by T-Bob Hebert [ATTACH]
No wonder you don't have any friends. Didn't your mommy teach you to play nice?
Maybe he would have gotten his own guy elected.
New Orleans is on a different planet than Utah. Some of those guys are going to have all 5 or 6 wives file for divorce at the same time.
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer - Vito Corleone
Better watch it or the Germans will bomb you as soon as they are done with Pearl Harbor.
I see you've met my ex wife.
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Or maybe I should have titled this Oeaux, Oeaux Oeaux Your Boat. Game week dudes and dudettes. Time to climb aboard or get left behind, I...
Hell, get him a harem.
It's going to be in the Superdome at 8:30 CST Saturday
I recently binged watched Dexter
Pen your goats up when the cheetah is loose. 45mph ain't nuthin for a cheetah to catch. [MEDIA]
Not long ago he said boobs were overrated