Someone is overcome with his white guilt again. Sigh
Oh
Damn libs are really going all out this time.
Not really, but when you make me out to be some tub o lard I have to step in and defend myself. Just cause I can stand to lose a few lbs doesn't...
I can still see my dick, in no danger there.
I am notoriously bad at taking meds. Mostly because I just don't like any of them so that is why I have to figure out how to get that number down....
I'm not convinced I've ever had chickenpox and I think that is part of the deal. Years ago in Honduras I remember scaring the shit out of an...
All blonde with big fake tits. Its God damned glorious. I have to fight the urge to make it rain in there but then again I don't have that kind of...
Not surprising. I have always said if I need work done I want a woman to do it, like say dental work. Not only do I get her tits in my face, she...
A couple years ago I pulled up at my kids school as they were taking the flag down. I did my best to keep my cool but when they started to ball it...
I hate you ducks for that
No shit
Seems all too convenient to me
I know right? Damn kids, you let them borrow your phone and look what happens
We have a site called power school, where I can see my kids grades and stuff. Well anyway... [ATTACH]
Is that where he found that stupid frog?
What in the world is 4 Chan?
My dad will whip your ass baw
His mom was Groucho Marx
Made me belly laugh
