cajun, i've got some bad news, i can only take about 5 at once. 7 at most, but i'm alot older and fatter than i used to be.
Charles in Charge
oh my God they killed... kenny mccormick
cris carter all he does....
weird al yankovic
tina fey
that reminds me of this joke about a blind guy and a fish market....
has anyone heard that we're dropping north texas from the schedule next year??? this could be to schedule with the bcs opponent and we prolly...
"could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
Donny Osmond
ok one more from carl... "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas....
have you ever not said this with a golf club in your hands... "What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to...
Forrest Gump "Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks." "And since I was a former football star and a war hero and a ping pong champion...
i loved "real genius" Chris: "Kent put his name on his license plates." Mitch: "My mother does the same thing with my undewear." Chris:...
it's "why so you can beat 'em....fattie!!!" since i put it for my favorite movie: the usual suspects- "the greatest trick the devil ever...
groundskeeper willie
i never heard this until like a year or two ago but some bammer or barner was talking about how mardi gras was better in mobile because they had...
Lewis Black
scratch off texas tech why??? it would be great for them to get into east texas and great for us. their offense is a rich man's hawaii. i...
good thread wee, i'm a huge fan of standup. that bob marley guy can also be seen as the bumbling cop on the highly underrated flick "boondock...