What fix do you offer?
Geez, I'm glad I don't live with all that misery. I write a huge tax check every quarter which is no fun, but it means I'm making money. I don't...
If you have 12 pounds of turtle in your freezer . . . you might be a coonass.
It was always better with the drugs.
I could live with that.
Hard to say. I sleep like a log and wake up without a care, José. And it sure ain't lonely when I'm conscious. Maximum slack allows me great...
Early Chicago was like that before Terry Kath died. Then they morphed into that California Power Pop thing and became less relevant to me. But the...
I will when you check yourself into the loony bin.
You know, there is a difference between a sharp tongue and a incisive wit. You'll figure it out someday, kid. :D
Neither. 123 said Pelosi and Congress can get away with insider trading but it is illegal for everyone else. In fact it is illegal for everyone....
I don't have to fool a goddamn soul. I do whatever I want to and have never been depressed a day in my life.
You call this an argument, dimwit? You got nuthin'.
True enough. Well, every President since Washington has issued Executive Orders and the Constitution has not been destroyed once. Obama has issued...
It's the worlds largest open-air toilet with only 11% of houses with a toilet and a sewer. With 2 billion people, they need to do a lot more to...
Funerals can be different with celebrities. Both family and friends are sometimes concerned with media and paparazzi following the well-known...
Neither am I, but it sounds like he was employed contractually. On the other hand if he was actively working for A&M during this time, it would...
My happiness is 100% unaffected by anonymous internet characters.
I'm shocked to hear that. Shocked, I tell you . . .
I almost listed the Moody Blues Seventh Sojourn.
Usually the Sky-is-Falling whiners disappear, though.
