Totally innocent. If you hear of 1000 scholarships, think about how many are sports related and how many are academic. Unless the kid is some...
Was a survivor of many ass beatings growing up, it ain't the end of the world.
Getting weary of people telling what words mean and what words I can use.
That's a pretty funny image, George Washington and Tom Jefferson, running down the street with a wide screen and a couple of six packs!
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from...
I have on good authority, "Moccasins in the bottoms and copperheads in the woods; coral snakes in the brush and rattlesnakes everywhere. Don't...
Well, I would try!
Congrats. Geaux Tigers!
A great friend of mine, Currently head of 3M Europe, is a West Point grad. He was not into wet clothes so he found a little known reg and...
I'd hit it!
If any of you have ever been a waitress or a waiter, you know there is more to the note than just identification. Sad but true, everywhere I have...
Yes, I spent a little time there! Geaux Navy!
Me and a huge black lab road together in the back of an old bronco on a duck hunting trip to the coast back in mid 70s. About seven hours. By...
I know McCalisters is a chain, but it seems to vary tremendously by location. I dunno, maybe it is the college girl wait staff in college towns!
OMG! Can't seem to find the emicon (whatever those things are called) that is appropriate!!!
Have to ask. How many snakes? Based on Red's warning, I figured you and your wife were gonna be toast. Glad you made it!
Proud Irish Father An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
This is going around on FB, but I don't know who sees what, so I wanted to give you guys the chance to see some awesome weather....
I have had the same thing happen with shrimp...got bait instead of eatin. Of course, that happened when I had the wrong people, not me, pick them up.
We got a van when I could not take the hassle of car seats and such. Went through two of them, then got out of van business. Say what you want...