The highlight of my week was when the wife of the plantation owner would give all us kids cotton candy she made out of the same cotton we picked...
I'm sure that George Soros has something to do with it
They. fought the law and the law won. Or will win in court
All the other kids drove Ferraris and Lamborghinis and I had to drive my mother's 2 year old Mercedes. Oh, the humiliation. Actually we didn't...
Better check the bottom of your shoes.
Is your Les Miles bobblehead missing?
I had thought the first Corvettes had the 283 V-8 engine. Later with the 327 and on up to the 427.
We already have Moe. Larry and Curley
Some of those cretins have no boundaries. After the Eagles won the Superbowl somebody spray painted the Eagles colorsvon a statue of Stevie Ray...
Where are Huey, Dewey and Louie anyway?
Would you like to contribute to the fund to build Coach Oeaux a statue? If there is to be no more football at least we went out in a blaze of glory
Colon is a Spanish name. Gotta be a wetback
Now that everything is politically correct they can't call it black ops any more
Trash the coaches, trash the players. Roll tide
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Maybe he won't die. He can move the Oval Office to the intensive care unit
Ah. The rat couldn't resist the cheese
For Asians acting like a fool just doesn't add up
Damn. He would have been a starter this season.
Cue up the only Queen song I like - Another one Bites the Dust
