Don't get your fingers caught in the apex of the stapler 'cause that could HURT!
When I run out of suture material I often close a wound by welding it shut.......
Jeez! I think I'll go hide under my bed now--and avoid the rush!
Islamic lightning rod.
Now THAT is frightening. Because almost anything else--other than a major morale/conflict/unknown issues problem--is potentially fixable. I...
I don't think that the crap they call on game day would work against a local Baton Rouge high school.
Computer guidance for a telescope?
FUSTERCLUCK!
Our guys are so gassed. Not fair, what our O laid onto our D today.
Strip, strip, strip....
Silliness, that play. Silliness.
do it again
We just crossed the 50 yard line, figuratively speaking.....
We're gonna punt????????????? And what? Score on our NEXT possession????????
TM7 strips the ball, run for 6, convert the two-pointer. TIE! We go to OT! Oh, sorry. I must have dozed off there for a moment.
What's the time of possession? It must be horrific.
Miles has been plain vanilla for several seasons now. "Mad Hatter" is old reputation. He doesn't deserve any special nicknames anymore.
Then a zero %age run play....why? So they'll respect the run?
A first down!!!!!!!
Only a long ball TD will change the momentum. This is like a H.S. offense today.