I thought the words to the chorus of Billie Jean went like this: "The LA po lice got my number... Because with boys I'm known to slumber".
Or how about this sung to the tune of Thriller: "It's such a bummer... here in Neverland. The Police coming in - ar rest warrants in their hand".
Q. Why did Michael Jackson go to Target? A. B/c he heard little boys pants were half off. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit? A. A zit won't come on your face until your 16.:shock: Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? A. B/c he thought they were a delivery service.
Im not gonna lie...I think he is a fruit and I really REALLY don't particularly enjoy concerts no matter who it is. However, if he was doing one around here somewhere and a friend invited me, I would totally go. He just oozes talent, no matter how messed up in the head he is.
I have "Thriller" on vinyl. Played that record in 7th and 8th grade until I nearly wore it out. But, man, is he a freak now...
Hey, take it easy on Michael Jackson. Who among us can say that he's never slept in bed with four children, in the presence of a chimpanzee?
