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This is very true. However, there are three easy steps to get laid in Dallas.

1. Buy a Lamborghini
2. Drive it to the club
3. pick out a girl

 

Or just rent one for the night and be a poser. The females are definitely money-crazed.

My first year in Dallas, I was at a club in Addison called Sambuca one Thursday night. A huge dude came up to me and offered to buy me a drink. I declined and went back to chatting with my friends. Two minutes later, 8 bleach-blond, fake-boobed chicks were hanging all over him and taking pictures with him. Apparently, he was a Dallas Cowboy.

One of my friends pointed and said, "Well, at least you were his first choice..."

 

Picking up on that vibe myself.....Austin is where I'd really like to be, besides where I am now.

 

Come on up, though. DFW needs more grounded chicks!

 

Austin's really cool. Way better than Dallas in my opinion.

 

Was there all day yesterday, very clean from what I can tell......I might also go broke with all the shopping available.

 

I was at a convention in Dallas yesterday and I stopped by the book depository building and grassy knoll. It's pretty cool to see in person. All the folks down there are convinced it was a conspiracy.

 

Lambos are ghetto. So 1980.

Your shallow self is ideal for that place. I expect a Xmas card however.

 

You don't think anyone stops to look who doesn't think it wasn't. That's all they've ever heard. Is from conspiracists

 

I stopped to look. I don't think there was a conspiracy. It's a lot smaller than I always imagined. Everybody says it was a long shot. didn't seem that long to me.