I live in the south partly because I HATE cold weather. You go play in the snow. I'll stay where it's warm.
Kyle, I lived in Denver for 10 years. The "cold" thing is a bit overblown. Almost every year I was there, I could wear short sleeve shirts on Super Bowl Sunday. Now, don't get me wrong - it can and does get cold and snow, but Colorado has over 300 days of sunshine per year. Typically it'll snow and 3 days later it is mostly melted off unless a cold front keeps it below freezing or unless another snow storm blows through.
You fellows can keep it. N Texas was the coldest place I've ever lived. I lived there long enough to know that I don't want any part of it. If I could move to Hawaii, I would.