You know this converstation is happening somewhere right now...

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  1. Bandit88

    Bandit88 Old Enough to Know Better

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    Cletus: Hey, you seen the rahcrootin ole moron Miles is pullin off over in Batin Rooj?

    Ricky Bobby: Aww, he aint dooin' nuttin.

    Cletus: Ah don't know, RB. There's lots a stars on that Rivals.com page I seen on that thar internets.

    Ricky Bobby: Ahm tellin' ya, Cletus. It ain't that moron what's rahcrootin' them boys.

    Cletus: Well, then who is, jeanus?

    Ricky Bobby: Coach Nick Saban.

    Cletus: Uh. Ah don't foller ya...

    Ricky Bobby: Who won the LSU natchinul champeenchip in two double-odd three?

    Cletus: Coach Nick Saban.

    Ricky Bobby: Yep. An, who racrooted all dem boyz what won the natchinul champeenchip in two double-odd seven?

    Cletus: Coach Nick Saban.

    Ricky Bobby: See?! It's Coach Nick Saban's jeanus that got dem goldarn purdy glass footballs in Batin Rooj, so it's Coach Nick Saban what is still rahcrootin' all dem big ole boys to play at Elleshoo.

    Cletus: Dang, you is smart.

    Ricky Bobby: I know it. Smarter'n that idiot Elleshoo coach...
     
    Bandit88, Jul 22, 2008
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  2. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    You joke...but this conversation probably really is taking place!

    Good stuff!:thumb:
     
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  3. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    I don't think he was joking...
     
    StaceyO, Jul 22, 2008
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  4. clair

    clair Rockets

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    I type "LOL" a lot, but I do not really ever laugh out loud

    until now. :rofl:
     
    clair, Jul 22, 2008
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  5. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Where does the part about having sex with your cousin come into play?

    I missed it....
     
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  6. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

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    Uh - I think it's closer relations than cousins...... (that's relations in every sense of the word....):rolleye33:
     
    paducahmichael, Jul 22, 2008
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  7. CajinTigah

    CajinTigah Founding Member

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    You do know that MF has a whole different understanding in Bama right? There it's not a put down, it's just what you do.
     
    CajinTigah, Jul 23, 2008
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  8. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

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    An uncommon Kentucky tale:

    A Kentucky boy finally married the girl of his dreams. The happy couple left on a honeymoon trip with the usual high expectations, but the next morning the husband was back at his parent's home, just sitting down to breakfast, when his father came to the table.

    "Son," he said, "Didn't you jes get married yestiday?"

    "Yeah, Pa, I did," the boy replied in a sad voice.

    "Well, Boy, Whar's that new wife of yor's today?" the father asked.

    "I sent her home, Pa. She were a virgin!" the son answered.

    "Well I'll be dogged!" the father said in surprise. "Don't fret son, ya done the right thang - if she weren't good enuff fer her own folk, she ain't good enuff fer you!" :eek:ldskule:
     
    paducahmichael, Jul 23, 2008
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  9. XXL TideFan

    XXL TideFan Founding Member

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    Southern folks mocking other southern folks.....................:insane::insane::insane:
     
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  10. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    You make an excellent point, actually.
     
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